So, upon being tasked to search for a job, I went scouring the world wide web to find that one that was perfect for me, well close enough. I mean, it's a job that pays cash, so it can't be that bad, can it? I searched Jobs for Aggies for about thirty minutes and came across this little gem. I had no idea crossing guards were still a thing! I guess that's what you get when you live out in the country. Since I've never experienced having a crossing guard help me get across the street when I was but a wee one, I wanted some help to see if I grasped the full concept of what this job would entail and I need your help. Below is my letter to the search coordinator of the posting. Thanks in advance for all of the help and wish me luck on the job!?
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To Whom It May Concern:
I was very excited to see your job posting on Jobs for Aggies for a school crossing guard for the City of Bryan. I am and always have been very involved with the promotion of safety for the youths. I am a dependable person who would love the opportunity to help do my part in creating a safer environment for our little ones in the Bryan/College Station area.
My greatest strengths match those most essential to being an effective crossing guard:
- Excellent vision and an acute awareness of my surroundings at all times to help promote and maintain a safe environment.
- Proficient conflict management to mitigate any student misconduct.
- Diligent work ethic, and prompt scheduling to assure timeliness.
I have worked with children for years in a multitude of environments; whether it was teaching a lesson plan in school physical education or coaching the boy under 12 soccer team, you had to be quick to respond as well as had to keep the children's safety as your top priority. I am confident that the combination of my past experience as well as my understanding of this community and its drivers from being a student here, will be an invaluable resource to help maintain a safe environment for the children of the community.
I hope you consider me as an applicant and I look forward to helping promote a safer environment for our children.
Best Regards,
William DeMyer
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Yes, I understand that my letter to the search coordinator in this case was a little bit of a "mocking" letter and would not be taken seriously in any case, and that was my intention. This job would honestly be a living hell for me. One, I do not wake up early. It is basically impossible for me. And two, I cannot stand young kids. I quickly found that out when I was student teaching for elementary school at 8 in the morning (also its was early which killed me too). But what I quickly learned is that kids are crazy, especially in the morning or at the end of the day. For some reason, this in when they have all their energy and just don't want to listen. I would not be able to deal with this, especially if they were wanting to go home and watch their favorite cartoon or something, they'd probably just try to book it across the street without me looking or something. However, I did learn a lot from writing this cover letter as well as looking at others as an example. This, surprisingly as it may seem, is the first cover letter I have ever had to write. I really did not know what to expect! It taught me something though, you have to know how to sell yourself. Every example I read had this exquisite language and attention grabbing action words that explained their strengths. Yes, when I used them, I did it in a joking manner but it turned what would be suck simple statements into some grand remarks. It made a mountain out of a molehill to speak, something seemingly small and minute into something great! This was an interesting process and I hope you got some laughs out of it in the process. And don't worry, I will not be applying to be a crossing guard anytime soon!